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I'm still at work and I just got off the phone with an applicant. He had this very deep, rolling voice that made me melt, figuratively at least. Sounded like he just got out of bed, complete with the baby crying in the background. Mmmmm. He reminded me of this friend that I might have liked/loved at some point in my life. Haha. These were some of the things that he said:

"A collection associate must have convince power..."
"I ask people who have a money to invest..."
"I handle big money, million money..."

Needless to say, he failed the initial screening. That's why throughout the interview I was kinda spaced out, pretending to hear dirty talk instead of these ear-piercing words. Hahahahahaha.

Okay, gotta get back to work...